What dies but never lives? A battery! π
Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! ππ
Husna (Guest) on August 2, 2021
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 1, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Salum (Guest) on July 26, 2021
π Added to my favorites!
Shabani (Guest) on July 16, 2021
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
Ahmed (Guest) on July 10, 2021
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
Abdillah (Guest) on July 9, 2021
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 2, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Bakari (Guest) on June 29, 2021
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 25, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 24, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Jamal (Guest) on June 17, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Issack (Guest) on June 9, 2021
π Canβt wait to share this!
Jafari (Guest) on June 8, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 8, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Nasra (Guest) on June 7, 2021
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 7, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 4, 2021
π What a joke!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 28, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 27, 2021
π Iβm dying!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 25, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Abubakari (Guest) on May 24, 2021
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Zakaria (Guest) on May 19, 2021
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Nuru (Guest) on May 19, 2021
π So funny!
Salima (Guest) on May 15, 2021
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 12, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 9, 2021
π Iβm still cracking up!
Khamis (Guest) on May 3, 2021
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 27, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 16, 2021
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 15, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 9, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 28, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 28, 2021
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 27, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Josephine (Guest) on March 24, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 13, 2021
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Umi (Guest) on March 12, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 10, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 3, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 31, 2021
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 26, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Tambwe (Guest) on January 22, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 18, 2021
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Azima (Guest) on January 15, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Mazrui (Guest) on January 13, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Kahina (Guest) on December 28, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 27, 2020
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 26, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Zakia (Guest) on December 25, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 23, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 20, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! π
Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 20, 2020
π Mood instantly lifted!
Anna Malela (Guest) on November 6, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 9, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Shamim (Guest) on October 1, 2020
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 28, 2020
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 26, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Hassan (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 3, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 28, 2020
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°