Rabia (Guest) on October 28, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 23, 2021

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 20, 2021

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Issack (Guest) on October 13, 2021

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Nassor (Guest) on October 9, 2021

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

George Mallya (Guest) on October 1, 2021

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Abubakar (Guest) on September 23, 2021

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 13, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Husna (Guest) on September 10, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 4, 2021

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 30, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Maimuna (Guest) on August 30, 2021

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Zulekha (Guest) on August 28, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Mazrui (Guest) on August 1, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 14, 2021

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Tabu (Guest) on July 11, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 3, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 20, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

James Kawawa (Guest) on June 13, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 12, 2021

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Sekela (Guest) on June 9, 2021

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Hamida (Guest) on June 4, 2021

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 29, 2021

😅 I needed that laugh!

Farida (Guest) on May 24, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Josephine (Guest) on May 13, 2021

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Khadija (Guest) on May 11, 2021

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Maulid (Guest) on May 8, 2021

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Zainab (Guest) on May 2, 2021

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 23, 2021

😂 Sharing right away!

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 20, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 17, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 12, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Athumani (Guest) on April 10, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 9, 2021

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Ndoto (Guest) on April 6, 2021

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 2, 2021

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

George Mallya (Guest) on March 29, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Maida (Guest) on March 26, 2021

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Mashaka (Guest) on March 12, 2021

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 9, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 27, 2021

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 24, 2021

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 24, 2021

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Husna (Guest) on February 23, 2021

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Mwakisu (Guest) on February 11, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Jaffar (Guest) on February 4, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 1, 2021

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 27, 2021

😄 Perfect joke!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 25, 2021

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 24, 2020

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Makame (Guest) on December 23, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 16, 2020

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 15, 2020

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Muslima (Guest) on December 11, 2020

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 8, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 28, 2020

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 25, 2020

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Jamal (Guest) on November 11, 2020

😂 I’m saving this one!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 9, 2020

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Bahati (Guest) on November 8, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵