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jamaa akagoma kwenda kazini 😬😬 mke akabadili kanga na kuvaa iloandikwaΒ nimemdhibiti ndo mana hatoki🚷 jamaa akaenda kuomba ushauri kwa rafiki yake akaambiwa twende nyumbsni kwako, walipofika walimkuta mke kavaa kanga imeandikwaΒ ulidhani rafiki yako kumbe adui yakoπŸ€”πŸ€” jamaa akaamua kusafiri siku tano ili kupunguza hasira. Aliporudi akamkuta mke amevaa kanga imeandikwaΒ ni bora nimpe jirani kuliko kiozee ndani
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