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01.πŸ‘‰ Wale wanafunzi walioongoza
Mashuleni, wanaenda kwenye
Engineering na Medical school.

02.πŸ‘‰ Wale waliokuwa wa pili, wanachukua MBA na LLB na kuja kuwa Mameneja wa
wanafunzi walioshika nafasi ya kwanza.

03.πŸ‘‰ Wale waliokuwa wa tatu, wanageukia
Siasa na kuwaongoza wote hapo juu.
Yaani wa kwanza na wa pili.

04.πŸ‘‰ Wale waliofeli, wanaenda Jeshi, hawa wakigoma, basi hao wa juu
wote hawana raha.

05.πŸ‘‰ Wale waliopata Zero na waliokataa
shule wanakuwa waganga wa kienyeji,
wote hapo juu watamtafuta huyu, pale
mambo yao yanapokwenda kombo. Tuache kudharauliana, kila mtu ni boss akiwa kwenye nafasi yake.
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Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 1, 2017

Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! πŸ˜‚

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Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁

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Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 16, 2017

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

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Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁

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πŸ˜† Nacheka hadi chini!

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πŸ˜„ Kichekesho kamili!

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πŸ˜† Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

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Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! πŸ˜†πŸ‘

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πŸ˜‚ Lazima nihifadhi hii!

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