Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. ๐คญ๐ฌ๏ธ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 14, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 4, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 29, 2022
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 27, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 22, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Hawa (Guest) on August 18, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Rahim (Guest) on August 17, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 17, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 12, 2022
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 12, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 12, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 19, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 18, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 16, 2022
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Muslima (Guest) on July 15, 2022
๐ Added to my favorites!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 5, 2022
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 2, 2022
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 23, 2022
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 23, 2022
๐ This is too funny!
Khadija (Guest) on June 17, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 14, 2022
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
John Kamande (Guest) on June 12, 2022
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Maneno (Guest) on June 3, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
John Mushi (Guest) on May 28, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 26, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 23, 2022
๐ I needed that laugh!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 20, 2022
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 19, 2022
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 9, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 30, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 10, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 22, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 17, 2022
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 7, 2022
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 3, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 2, 2022
๐ You got me good!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 25, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Shabani (Guest) on February 16, 2022
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 11, 2022
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Mazrui (Guest) on February 11, 2022
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 6, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 2, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 29, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 12, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 12, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 9, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 4, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 1, 2022
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Shabani (Guest) on December 21, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 10, 2021
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Ali (Guest) on December 5, 2021
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 5, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 1, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 13, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Farida (Guest) on November 11, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Yusuf (Guest) on November 8, 2021
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Hekima (Guest) on November 6, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Kahina (Guest) on November 4, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 1, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Jamila (Guest) on October 21, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ