Short Answer: Because they wanted to "shade" their amazing teaching skills! 😎
Explanation: The teacher had to wear sunglasses because their teaching prowess was just too bright for the students to handle! 🌞 They wanted to protect their students from being blinded by their immense knowledge and captivating lessons. Plus, who wouldn't want to look super cool while imparting knowledge? The sunglasses are a fun way for the teacher to show off their incredible teaching style and keep the class engaged with their awesomeness! 🕶️
Zuhura (Guest) on October 14, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 1, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Abdillah (Guest) on September 28, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 23, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 5, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
John Lissu (Guest) on August 11, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Issa (Guest) on August 8, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Mjaka (Guest) on August 8, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Selemani (Guest) on August 8, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
John Mushi (Guest) on August 4, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Mzee (Guest) on July 29, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Nchi (Guest) on July 15, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Hashim (Guest) on July 14, 2022
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 11, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 10, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 8, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 5, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 4, 2022
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Fadhila (Guest) on June 30, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Rashid (Guest) on June 29, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 26, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Salum (Guest) on June 15, 2022
😂 This is too funny!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 13, 2022
😁 This made my day!
Nahida (Guest) on June 4, 2022
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 24, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 20, 2022
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Makame (Guest) on May 3, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 28, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
George Tenga (Guest) on April 27, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Athumani (Guest) on April 18, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 15, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Kahina (Guest) on April 14, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 12, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 8, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Zakaria (Guest) on March 29, 2022
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Rubea (Guest) on March 27, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 25, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 16, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 14, 2022
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 14, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Zubeida (Guest) on March 13, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Mhina (Guest) on March 3, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 27, 2022
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
David Musyoka (Guest) on February 26, 2022
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Makame (Guest) on February 19, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 14, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 13, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 5, 2022
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Halimah (Guest) on January 25, 2022
🤣 This one got me good!
Habiba (Guest) on January 17, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Halima (Guest) on January 16, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 4, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 20, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 14, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 10, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 1, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Nchi (Guest) on November 29, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Mariam (Guest) on November 19, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 7, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Nashon (Guest) on November 4, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖