Short Answer: Because it was horsing around too much! ๐ด๐
Explanation: The pony got detention because it couldn't resist its mischievous nature and kept horsing around, probably galloping in the hallways or causing commotion in class. It just couldn't resist the temptation to have some playful fun! But alas, even our adorable pony friend needs to learn the importance of good behavior. So, detention it is! ๐๐พ๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 28, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 15, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Tambwe (Guest) on October 12, 2022
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 10, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 4, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Salima (Guest) on October 4, 2022
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on September 19, 2022
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 15, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 13, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Rukia (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 28, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 22, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 18, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Wande (Guest) on August 13, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 11, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Rahma (Guest) on August 7, 2022
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 4, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 25, 2022
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Abubakar (Guest) on July 19, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 14, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 7, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 30, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Jamila (Guest) on June 28, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 27, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 27, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 22, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 14, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
David Chacha (Guest) on June 11, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 8, 2022
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 8, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
David Kawawa (Guest) on June 1, 2022
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Amir (Guest) on June 1, 2022
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 24, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 20, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 25, 2022
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 8, 2022
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Omari (Guest) on April 7, 2022
๐ This made my day!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 30, 2022
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Selemani (Guest) on March 29, 2022
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 29, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 25, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Maneno (Guest) on March 20, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 20, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 12, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Hassan (Guest) on March 1, 2022
๐ Instant mood boost!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 21, 2022
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on February 10, 2022
๐คฃ Pure genius!
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 9, 2022
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Zainab (Guest) on February 3, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 30, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 29, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 26, 2022
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on January 25, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 23, 2022
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 4, 2022
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 3, 2022
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 23, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Mwanais (Guest) on December 22, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Mashaka (Guest) on December 21, 2021
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 21, 2021
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ