Short Answer: Because it was rated "Arrrr!"
Explanation: The boy couldn't go to the pirate movie because it was rated "Arrrr!" This is a play on words, as "Arrrr!" sounds like the pirate exclamation "Arr!" and also resembles the word "R" which stands for Restricted. The use of the pirate theme adds a humorous touch to the answer. ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฟ
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
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Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
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What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
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I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
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Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
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You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rubea (Guest) on August 13, 2022
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 8, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
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If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Mustafa (Guest) on August 4, 2022
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 3, 2022
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 30, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Halima (Guest) on July 13, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Leila (Guest) on July 12, 2022
๐ I needed that laugh!
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 11, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Kheri (Guest) on June 22, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Masika (Guest) on June 17, 2022
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 11, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 29, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 29, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 22, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 19, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 16, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 10, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 7, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 17, 2022
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on April 9, 2022
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 1, 2022
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Aziza (Guest) on March 30, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Nasra (Guest) on March 30, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Ann Awino (Guest) on March 27, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on March 18, 2022
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Kassim (Guest) on March 15, 2022
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Hamida (Guest) on March 14, 2022
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mustafa (Guest) on January 9, 2022
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 5, 2022
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 1, 2022
๐ This joke just made my day!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 18, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Masika (Guest) on December 7, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Mohamed (Guest) on December 6, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 30, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Shani (Guest) on November 28, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 27, 2021
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 26, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 16, 2021
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 10, 2021
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 31, 2021
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Wande (Guest) on October 29, 2021
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
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Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 23, 2021
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Salum (Guest) on October 16, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 13, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 10, 2021
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Sumaya (Guest) on October 8, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐