Short Answer: It's probably a flock of tap-dancing penguins! ๐ง๐ถ
Explanation: When someone asks "Who is knocking?", we can give a funny and imaginative response to bring a cheerful tone. By suggesting that a flock of tap-dancing penguins is responsible for the knocking, we paint a playful picture that brings a smile to the face. The idea of penguins tapping away at the door is silly and unexpected, adding a touch of creativity and humor to the situation. The penguin emoji reinforces the lightheartedness of the response.
Mzee (Guest) on November 28, 2022
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 24, 2022
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Abdillah (Guest) on November 16, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 16, 2022
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 15, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 9, 2022
๐ You got me good!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 8, 2022
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Zulekha (Guest) on November 7, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 5, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
John Lissu (Guest) on October 30, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Rashid (Guest) on October 30, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 28, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Josephine (Guest) on October 20, 2022
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Nahida (Guest) on October 16, 2022
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Salma (Guest) on October 12, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 9, 2022
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on October 6, 2022
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 4, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 1, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
John Mushi (Guest) on September 25, 2022
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 22, 2022
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 19, 2022
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Ndoto (Guest) on September 13, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 10, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 5, 2022
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 1, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Khadija (Guest) on August 18, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 14, 2022
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Fadhila (Guest) on August 9, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Maneno (Guest) on July 30, 2022
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 23, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
James Mduma (Guest) on July 16, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Issack (Guest) on July 16, 2022
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 2, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 24, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 23, 2022
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Mhina (Guest) on June 22, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 11, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 9, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 8, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 6, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Kazija (Guest) on May 31, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 20, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 19, 2022
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on May 19, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 15, 2022
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 14, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Umi (Guest) on May 4, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Kahina (Guest) on April 29, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 27, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Wande (Guest) on April 25, 2022
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Leila (Guest) on April 1, 2022
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Mwalimu (Guest) on March 30, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Khadija (Guest) on March 25, 2022
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Daudi (Guest) on March 24, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 22, 2022
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Wande (Guest) on March 10, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 11, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 11, 2022
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on January 30, 2022
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐