Short Answer: The leek! ๐ฃโโ๏ธ๐ฟ
Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! ๐
Selemani (Guest) on November 4, 2022
๐ You got me!
Latifa (Guest) on November 1, 2022
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Abdillah (Guest) on October 23, 2022
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 21, 2022
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 10, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 8, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 27, 2022
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 14, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Baraka (Guest) on August 28, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 27, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Maneno (Guest) on August 17, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 13, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Amina (Guest) on August 8, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Ahmed (Guest) on August 3, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 1, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 31, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 23, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
George Tenga (Guest) on July 6, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Sumaya (Guest) on July 2, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 24, 2022
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Safiya (Guest) on June 21, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 19, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 3, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Baraka (Guest) on June 1, 2022
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 1, 2022
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Maida (Guest) on May 24, 2022
๐ Too good!
Nyota (Guest) on May 15, 2022
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 9, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Sarafina (Guest) on May 5, 2022
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 28, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Khalifa (Guest) on April 17, 2022
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 3, 2022
๐ This is pure brilliance!
James Malima (Guest) on April 2, 2022
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 31, 2022
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 31, 2022
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 27, 2022
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Mwanais (Guest) on March 25, 2022
๐ This is a keeper!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 24, 2022
๐ I needed that!
Hawa (Guest) on March 22, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on March 14, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 5, 2022
๐ This is too funny!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 26, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Salum (Guest) on February 14, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Zawadi (Guest) on February 8, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 5, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Latifa (Guest) on February 2, 2022
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Habiba (Guest) on January 29, 2022
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 28, 2022
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on January 11, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 19, 2021
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Hashim (Guest) on December 10, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 9, 2021
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 5, 2021
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 27, 2021
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Masika (Guest) on November 27, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 20, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 6, 2021
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Tabu (Guest) on November 2, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Zulekha (Guest) on October 16, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
John Mwangi (Guest) on October 7, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด