Answer: A needle! ๐งต
Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! ๐๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 8, 2022
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 4, 2022
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Mustafa (Guest) on November 28, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Mwinyi (Guest) on November 27, 2022
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 23, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 21, 2022
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Nuru (Guest) on November 2, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Anna Malela (Guest) on October 27, 2022
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Ahmed (Guest) on October 25, 2022
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 24, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 20, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 11, 2022
๐ Too good!
Josephine (Guest) on September 29, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 21, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 20, 2022
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 7, 2022
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 2, 2022
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on August 17, 2022
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Mashaka (Guest) on August 13, 2022
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Faiza (Guest) on August 11, 2022
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 10, 2022
๐ That punchline!
Mgeni (Guest) on August 8, 2022
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Wande (Guest) on August 2, 2022
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 31, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Yusuf (Guest) on July 29, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 20, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 16, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Salum (Guest) on July 16, 2022
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 1, 2022
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 22, 2022
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Salma (Guest) on June 21, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 17, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 14, 2022
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on June 14, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 12, 2022
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 12, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 12, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 26, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 22, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Fadhili (Guest) on May 17, 2022
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Fikiri (Guest) on May 9, 2022
๐ This is gold!
Nahida (Guest) on May 8, 2022
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 1, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Latifa (Guest) on April 30, 2022
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 28, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Nasra (Guest) on April 26, 2022
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Zuhura (Guest) on April 17, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Mwajabu (Guest) on April 5, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 18, 2022
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 3, 2022
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 24, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 21, 2022
๐ Sharing right away!
Maida (Guest) on February 21, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 2, 2022
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 29, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 27, 2022
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
James Kawawa (Guest) on January 17, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Juma (Guest) on January 16, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 8, 2022
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Jamila (Guest) on January 1, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ