Short answer: He got twelve months!
Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! π€£π
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 9, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 4, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Mwanais (Guest) on February 1, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 28, 2023
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 24, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Mchawi (Guest) on January 20, 2023
π Rolling on the floor!
Neema (Guest) on January 1, 2023
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 1, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Sharifa (Guest) on December 15, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 10, 2022
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 10, 2022
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Tabu (Guest) on November 26, 2022
π I needed that!
George Wanjala (Guest) on November 9, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 1, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Mohamed (Guest) on October 19, 2022
π Canβt stop laughing!
Arifa (Guest) on October 9, 2022
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Bakari (Guest) on September 27, 2022
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 25, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 25, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 20, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Kahina (Guest) on September 15, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Maulid (Guest) on September 15, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 13, 2022
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 11, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 30, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 26, 2022
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Ibrahim (Guest) on August 19, 2022
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 6, 2022
π Pure comedy gold!
Fadhili (Guest) on August 2, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Arifa (Guest) on July 27, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Selemani (Guest) on July 18, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Rashid (Guest) on July 17, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 13, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Zulekha (Guest) on July 4, 2022
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Zakia (Guest) on July 2, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Muslima (Guest) on June 14, 2022
π Sharing right away!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 11, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 26, 2022
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 22, 2022
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Shabani (Guest) on May 18, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 24, 2022
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 22, 2022
π I had to share this with everyone!
Tambwe (Guest) on April 21, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 10, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 7, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 31, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 31, 2022
π You got me!
Azima (Guest) on March 11, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Nassar (Guest) on March 4, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 2, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Mazrui (Guest) on March 1, 2022
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 18, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Zuhura (Guest) on February 17, 2022
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 15, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 11, 2022
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Kheri (Guest) on February 4, 2022
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 25, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 23, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 17, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Kheri (Guest) on January 2, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π