ππ They both have trunks! ππ
Explanation: Both a car and an elephant have something in common: their trunks! While elephants use their trunks for various tasks like picking up food or spraying water, cars have their own "trunks" in the form of front compartments or trunks at the back where we can store our belongings. It's a playful way to connect two completely different things in a light-hearted and humorous manner. π€©
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 26, 2022
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Rukia (Guest) on October 16, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Binti (Guest) on September 30, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Rabia (Guest) on September 27, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 26, 2022
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Salum (Guest) on September 25, 2022
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 20, 2022
π Iβm saving this one!
Abubakar (Guest) on September 19, 2022
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 5, 2022
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Jafari (Guest) on September 2, 2022
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 2, 2022
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Fatuma (Guest) on August 29, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 26, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Omari (Guest) on August 24, 2022
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 10, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 10, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
James Mduma (Guest) on August 9, 2022
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Abdullah (Guest) on July 31, 2022
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 29, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Neema (Guest) on July 20, 2022
π Iβm still laughing!
Shabani (Guest) on July 18, 2022
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Rehema (Guest) on July 17, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Biashara (Guest) on July 13, 2022
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Saidi (Guest) on July 13, 2022
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
John Mushi (Guest) on July 12, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 12, 2022
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Nasra (Guest) on June 16, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 28, 2022
π I needed that laugh!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 25, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 16, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 27, 2022
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 26, 2022
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 24, 2022
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 22, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 20, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 14, 2022
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 13, 2022
π Canβt wait to share this!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 11, 2022
π Canβt stop laughing!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 10, 2022
π Totally hilarious!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 10, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 28, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 24, 2022
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 19, 2022
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Leila (Guest) on March 14, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Shamsa (Guest) on March 7, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 6, 2022
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 23, 2022
π Bookmarking this!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 18, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 15, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Zakia (Guest) on February 14, 2022
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 5, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 24, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 26, 2021
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 20, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 18, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 3, 2021
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 27, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 13, 2021
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Sarafina (Guest) on November 12, 2021
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Mwajuma (Guest) on November 8, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ