What bird loves construction work?

John Lissu (Guest) on September 20, 2022

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 3, 2022

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 28, 2022

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 24, 2022

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 21, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

John Mushi (Guest) on August 11, 2022

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 3, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mzee (Guest) on August 1, 2022

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 29, 2022

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Sultan (Guest) on July 25, 2022

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Husna (Guest) on July 24, 2022

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Shani (Guest) on July 16, 2022

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 8, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 20, 2022

😆 That punchline was epic!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 20, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 16, 2022

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 26, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

John Mushi (Guest) on May 9, 2022

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 4, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Habiba (Guest) on April 28, 2022

🤣 This one got me good!

Issack (Guest) on April 13, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Fadhili (Guest) on April 11, 2022

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Fatuma (Guest) on April 8, 2022

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 3, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

John Mushi (Guest) on April 1, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 25, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Fadhila (Guest) on March 24, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

James Malima (Guest) on March 23, 2022

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 22, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

James Mduma (Guest) on March 20, 2022

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 13, 2022

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Zakaria (Guest) on March 13, 2022

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Jaffar (Guest) on March 10, 2022

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Kazija (Guest) on March 10, 2022

Thanks Ackyshine

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 28, 2022

😂 This is too funny!

Jabir (Guest) on February 20, 2022

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 9, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 5, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Juma (Guest) on February 5, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

John Mushi (Guest) on January 24, 2022

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 20, 2022

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Aziza (Guest) on January 17, 2022

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

John Lissu (Guest) on January 14, 2022

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 11, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Anna Malela (Guest) on January 4, 2022

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 2, 2022

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 2, 2022

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Mchawi (Guest) on December 29, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Hashim (Guest) on December 24, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 16, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 9, 2021

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 3, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Jamal (Guest) on November 25, 2021

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 22, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 19, 2021

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Sofia (Guest) on November 11, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 9, 2021

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 1, 2021

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 27, 2021

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Warda (Guest) on October 21, 2021

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!