An elephant's legs should be long enough to reach the ground! ๐๐ฆต
Explanation: This answer is meant to be funny because it's a playful way of stating the obvious. Elephants have long legs that can easily touch the ground, so there's no need to worry about their leg length. The emoji adds a cheerful touch to the response, creating a lighthearted and amusing atmosphere.
Amir (Guest) on October 9, 2022
๐ This just made my day!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 5, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 29, 2022
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Issa (Guest) on September 12, 2022
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 7, 2022
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Tabu (Guest) on September 5, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
John Kamande (Guest) on August 28, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 27, 2022
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Biashara (Guest) on August 21, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 21, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 15, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Halima (Guest) on August 9, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 3, 2022
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Sultan (Guest) on August 2, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 31, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 29, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Mchuma (Guest) on July 25, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 1, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Rehema (Guest) on June 20, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 15, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 4, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Chum (Guest) on May 23, 2022
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 16, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Jamal (Guest) on May 12, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 10, 2022
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 6, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jamal (Guest) on May 3, 2022
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on April 29, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 25, 2022
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 23, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Safiya (Guest) on April 19, 2022
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Maida (Guest) on April 14, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Abubakar (Guest) on April 12, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Latifa (Guest) on March 28, 2022
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Omari (Guest) on March 27, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 20, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 15, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Abdullah (Guest) on March 9, 2022
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 27, 2022
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Nassar (Guest) on February 22, 2022
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Nassar (Guest) on February 17, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 30, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 30, 2022
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Majid (Guest) on January 26, 2022
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 23, 2022
๐ Sharing right away!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 18, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 14, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 13, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Asha (Guest) on January 10, 2022
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Bahati (Guest) on December 23, 2021
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Latifa (Guest) on December 11, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 28, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 13, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on October 25, 2021
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 14, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 11, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on September 8, 2021
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 31, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 28, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 26, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐