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Kichekesho cha mwalimu na wanafunzi

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Mtoto: Mwalimu mimi nataka nisome darasa la nne kwani hili la3 halinifai.

Mwalimu: Kwa nini unasema hivyo?

Mtoto: Nina akili…

Basi mwalimu akamueleza mkuu wa shule na mkuu kaitisha interview kwa dogo. Maswali ni haya….

Mwalimu: Kwenye ndege kuna matofali 20 tukitoa moja tukalidondosha chini yatabaki mangapi?

Dogo: Yatabaki 19.

Mwalimu: Nipe hatua za kumuweka tembo kwenye friji.

Dogo: Unafungua friji unamuweka tembo kisha unafunga.

Mwalimu: Nipe hatua za kumuweka nyani kwenye friji.

Dogo: Unafungua friji unamtoa tembo ulemuweka..unamueka nyani kisha unafunga friji.

Mwalimu: Kuna sherehe ya siku ya kuzaliwa kwa simba, wanyama wote wameenda kasoro mmoja. Ni nani na kwa nini?

Dogo: Ni nyani kwa sababu tumemuweka kwenye friji.

Mwalimu: Bibi kizee amevuka mto unaokuwaga na mamba na viboko wakali, aliwezaje?

Dogo: Aliweza kwani mamba na viboko nao walienda kwenye sherehe ya kuzaliwa kwa simba.

Mwalimu: Ingawa bibi kizee alivuka mto, baadae alikufa. Unadhani ni kwanini alikufa?

Dogo: Alidondokewa na lile tofali tulotoa kwenye ndege na kutupa chini.

Mwalimu mkuu: Huyu dogo akasome chuo kikuu….
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Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 10, 2022

πŸ˜… Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

Leila (Guest) on May 5, 2022

Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! πŸ˜…

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 2, 2022

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🀣😭

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 18, 2022

Hii imenichekesha sana! πŸ€£πŸ˜†

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πŸ˜‚ Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu sana!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 9, 2022

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Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 31, 2022

Hii imenichekesha sana! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 8, 2022

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho gani!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 4, 2021

πŸ˜ƒ Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

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Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🀣😭

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Hii ni ya maana sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Shani (Guest) on September 28, 2021

🀣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!

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Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! πŸ˜‚

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😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

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πŸ˜„ Kali sana!

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Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! πŸ˜‚

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 15, 2021

Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! πŸ’°

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Hii ni joke ya maana sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

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Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! πŸ˜‚

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😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 19, 2021

πŸ˜‚ Ninaituma hii kwa kila mtu ninayemjua!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 11, 2021

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Baridi (Guest) on November 8, 2020

πŸ˜‚ Nitaiiba hii bila shaka!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 9, 2020

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 4, 2020

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜„

Amir (Guest) on October 4, 2020

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! πŸ˜†

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 26, 2020

Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 6, 2020

Hii ni ya kufurahisha! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 1, 2020

πŸ˜‚ Hii ni kali sana!

Raha (Guest) on July 31, 2020

πŸ˜† Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!

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Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

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Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁

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Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! πŸ˜†

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