Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama? Angalia hoja za baba na mama kila mmoja anadai ni wake
Date: July 27, 2021
Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine
Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama?
Mume alimpa mkewe talaka wakaenda mahakamani ili hakimu aamue nani akae na mtoto.
MME: Akasimama akauliza hivi: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi nikichukua ATM card nikaingiza kwenye mashine ikatoa pesa, sasa pesa zitakuwa ni za ATM au zakwangu?
MKE: Akasimama na kusema: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi ukimwaga mbegu ktk shamba la mtu mti ukiota utakuwa wa kwako au wa mwenye shamba?.
Hebu tumsaidie hakimu aamue kesi hii…
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