Short Answer: Because he was a real "pain in the neck"! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Explanation: Dracula, being a vampire, has a reputation for biting people on the neck and sucking their blood. This play on words suggests that he was a literal "pain in the neck," which made it difficult for him to make friends. The humorous tone and vampire emoji add a lighthearted touch to the explanation.
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 17, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Saidi (Guest) on August 15, 2023
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Kiza (Guest) on August 10, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 31, 2023
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 25, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 23, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 22, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 21, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 14, 2023
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 11, 2023
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Nasra (Guest) on July 1, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 30, 2023
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 26, 2023
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Halimah (Guest) on June 26, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mariam (Guest) on June 24, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 22, 2023
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 19, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 15, 2023
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 5, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Nasra (Guest) on May 13, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Zainab (Guest) on April 20, 2023
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 30, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 24, 2023
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Hamida (Guest) on March 20, 2023
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 19, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 8, 2023
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 4, 2023
๐ Still cracking up!
Zakia (Guest) on February 28, 2023
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Zakia (Guest) on February 28, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 14, 2023
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Nchi (Guest) on February 7, 2023
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 2, 2023
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 25, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 16, 2023
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 12, 2023
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Omari (Guest) on January 12, 2023
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 7, 2023
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 5, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Raha (Guest) on December 22, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 17, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Athumani (Guest) on December 11, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on December 7, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 4, 2022
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Abubakari (Guest) on November 19, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 19, 2022
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Baraka (Guest) on November 18, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Bahati (Guest) on November 15, 2022
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 8, 2022
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 20, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 8, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 6, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 20, 2022
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 5, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 25, 2022
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
George Mallya (Guest) on August 22, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rashid (Guest) on August 17, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 10, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 5, 2022
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 1, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 6, 2022
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!