Short Answer: 🛒 The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! 📚💼
Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.
Juma (Guest) on September 4, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 1, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 26, 2023
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 24, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 17, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Jabir (Guest) on July 30, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Farida (Guest) on July 24, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 24, 2023
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 20, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 19, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Latifa (Guest) on July 12, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Shamsa (Guest) on July 11, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Robert Okello (Guest) on June 27, 2023
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Nahida (Guest) on June 21, 2023
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 18, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 12, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Wande (Guest) on June 11, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Mwanais (Guest) on June 2, 2023
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 27, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Kheri (Guest) on May 25, 2023
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Ali (Guest) on May 21, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Kheri (Guest) on May 17, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 14, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Shamsa (Guest) on May 14, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 3, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Warda (Guest) on May 2, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Raha (Guest) on April 11, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Rabia (Guest) on April 6, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 3, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 23, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 22, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Salima (Guest) on March 21, 2023
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Juma (Guest) on March 19, 2023
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 18, 2023
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 20, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 16, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Asha (Guest) on February 15, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 7, 2023
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Hamida (Guest) on January 31, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
George Tenga (Guest) on January 27, 2023
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 25, 2023
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Majid (Guest) on January 11, 2023
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 4, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 3, 2023
😁 This is gold!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 2, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 2, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Halimah (Guest) on December 30, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Tabu (Guest) on December 22, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 21, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Samuel Were (Guest) on December 18, 2022
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 17, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Halimah (Guest) on December 8, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Sumaya (Guest) on December 2, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Furaha (Guest) on December 2, 2022
😆 Totally hilarious!
Tabu (Guest) on November 25, 2022
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Athumani (Guest) on November 23, 2022
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 14, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
John Lissu (Guest) on November 7, 2022
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Mwachumu (Guest) on November 2, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 30, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎