Bahati (Guest) on October 14, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 11, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 9, 2023

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Kahina (Guest) on October 8, 2023

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 7, 2023

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Zubeida (Guest) on October 4, 2023

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 26, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mwinyi (Guest) on September 16, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 11, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Mchuma (Guest) on September 10, 2023

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 3, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Omari (Guest) on August 31, 2023

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Bahati (Guest) on August 30, 2023

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Azima (Guest) on August 29, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 26, 2023

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Zuhura (Guest) on August 21, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Sekela (Guest) on August 13, 2023

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Rahma (Guest) on August 13, 2023

😆 Bookmarking this!

Rubea (Guest) on August 4, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Faiza (Guest) on August 3, 2023

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 24, 2023

😃 Instant mood boost!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 7, 2023

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 3, 2023

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 23, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 30, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 29, 2023

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 24, 2023

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Azima (Guest) on May 20, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Amani (Guest) on May 13, 2023

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 6, 2023

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Mchuma (Guest) on April 29, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 26, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Sekela (Guest) on April 25, 2023

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

James Kimani (Guest) on April 14, 2023

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Majid (Guest) on April 11, 2023

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Kheri (Guest) on April 11, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 7, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 6, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Sofia (Guest) on April 3, 2023

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 27, 2023

😆 I’m dying over here!

Jaffar (Guest) on March 25, 2023

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 20, 2023

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 11, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Chiku (Guest) on March 5, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 22, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Baraka (Guest) on February 10, 2023

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 9, 2023

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 8, 2023

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 30, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

George Mallya (Guest) on January 19, 2023

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 13, 2023

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 11, 2023

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Shani (Guest) on January 2, 2023

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Neema (Guest) on January 1, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

John Lissu (Guest) on December 31, 2022

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 29, 2022

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Mohamed (Guest) on December 25, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Sekela (Guest) on December 24, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 24, 2022

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 22, 2022

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄