Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 6, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 1, 2023

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 26, 2023

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 7, 2023

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 5, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Sultan (Guest) on September 27, 2023

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 23, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 14, 2023

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Chiku (Guest) on September 8, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 8, 2023

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 28, 2023

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

John Mushi (Guest) on August 25, 2023

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

James Kimani (Guest) on August 18, 2023

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 18, 2023

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

John Lissu (Guest) on August 14, 2023

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Sharifa (Guest) on August 12, 2023

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 24, 2023

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 2, 2023

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 1, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 26, 2023

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 24, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Warda (Guest) on June 24, 2023

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 17, 2023

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Mustafa (Guest) on June 14, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 23, 2023

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 18, 2023

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 18, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 12, 2023

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 6, 2023

😄 You got me!

Nasra (Guest) on May 5, 2023

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 1, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 30, 2023

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 27, 2023

😆 Still cracking up!

Warda (Guest) on April 10, 2023

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Juma (Guest) on April 9, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Zainab (Guest) on April 8, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Asha (Guest) on April 7, 2023

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Amina (Guest) on March 29, 2023

😄 Nailed it!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 20, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

James Kimani (Guest) on March 9, 2023

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 6, 2023

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 28, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 23, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 17, 2023

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 12, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 12, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

David Chacha (Guest) on January 28, 2023

😂 This is too funny!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 19, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Shani (Guest) on January 16, 2023

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 8, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 7, 2023

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 3, 2022

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Halimah (Guest) on November 26, 2022

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Kazija (Guest) on November 26, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 13, 2022

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Selemani (Guest) on November 6, 2022

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Salum (Guest) on October 30, 2022

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 30, 2022

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Nasra (Guest) on October 29, 2022

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Maimuna (Guest) on September 29, 2022

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵