Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! 🧛♂️🧄🍆
Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! 😄🌙
John Kamande (Guest) on November 28, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 18, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Issa (Guest) on November 12, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 4, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 24, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 4, 2023
😂 Gotta save this!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 27, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Khalifa (Guest) on September 21, 2023
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 18, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Shamim (Guest) on September 13, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Hashim (Guest) on September 11, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 9, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 7, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Nashon (Guest) on August 21, 2023
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Chum (Guest) on August 16, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Mchuma (Guest) on August 15, 2023
😄 Nailed it!
Maida (Guest) on August 9, 2023
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
James Kimani (Guest) on August 7, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Mjaka (Guest) on August 2, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Mzee (Guest) on July 7, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 6, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 6, 2023
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Mhina (Guest) on July 2, 2023
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 27, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Mashaka (Guest) on June 25, 2023
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 23, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 21, 2023
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 9, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 25, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 22, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Maneno (Guest) on May 15, 2023
😄 You got me good!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 15, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 3, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 2, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 30, 2023
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 27, 2023
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 24, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 22, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 20, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 18, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Kassim (Guest) on April 9, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 2, 2023
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 27, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 25, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 11, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 25, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 24, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 18, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 15, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 7, 2023
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Sharifa (Guest) on February 7, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Josephine (Guest) on February 6, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 29, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Ahmed (Guest) on January 23, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
David Chacha (Guest) on January 21, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 30, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Farida (Guest) on December 27, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 11, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Asha (Guest) on December 9, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 5, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪