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MADENGE
HAKOSI
VISA


baada ya kumaliza form four baba akamwambia achague zawadi yoyote aipendayo
MADENGE: naomba pesa nikamuoe bibi maana siku nyingi amekuwa akiniita mchumba wake.
BABA: Shenzi, yule ni mama yangu mzazi huwezi kumuoa.
MADENGE: Mbona wewe umemuoa mama yangu mzazi sijasema kitu ww inakuuma? lazima nilipize kisasi ikikuuma muache mama yangu kila mtu akae na mamayake. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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