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Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 5, 2021
😂 Hii ni kali sana!
Baridi (Guest) on October 3, 2021
🤣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 24, 2021
Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😂
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 13, 2021
😂 Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 1, 2021
Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 27, 2021
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😂
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 2, 2021
Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆😂
Leila (Guest) on July 9, 2021
😄 Umeimaliza kabisa!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 26, 2021
Umetisha! 👌😂
Husna (Guest) on May 24, 2021
😂 Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 20, 2021
Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! 😂🤣
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 16, 2021
Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! 😅
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 12, 2021
Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🤣
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 7, 2021
Kweli mnajua kuchekesha watu! 🤣😂
Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 26, 2021
😂 Nalia kwa kweli hapa!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 4, 2021
🤣😄😊
Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 24, 2021
Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 22, 2021
Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 18, 2021
Hii imenibamba sana! 😂😅
Mazrui (Guest) on February 2, 2021
Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! 😆
David Chacha (Guest) on January 27, 2021
Asante Ackyshine
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 20, 2021
Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! 👏😆
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 16, 2021
Hii ni kali sana! 😂🤣
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 11, 2020
Napenda jinsi mnavyofikiria! 🤔😆
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 6, 2020
Napenda jokes zenu! 😊😅
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 19, 2020
Hii imenikuna! 😆😊
Yusra (Guest) on November 7, 2020
😆 Kali sana!
Leila (Guest) on October 25, 2020
Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 17, 2020
😄 Umeshinda mtandao leo!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 10, 2020
Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! 😂
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 25, 2020
Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😅😂
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 10, 2020
🤣 Hiyo punchline ilikuwa haikutarajiwa!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 9, 2020
Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😊😅
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 6, 2020
Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😊😂
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 3, 2020
Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣
Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 18, 2020
Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu! 👏🤣
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 13, 2020
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Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 30, 2020
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Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 29, 2020
Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😂😂
Ali (Guest) on June 22, 2020
😂 Ninaituma hii kwa kila mtu ninayemjua!
Kheri (Guest) on June 14, 2020
😂 Nacheka hadi nalia!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 11, 2020
Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 😂🤣
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 1, 2020
🤣 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora kabisa!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 24, 2020
😆 Hiyo punchline ilikuwa kali!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 21, 2020
Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! 🎉
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 15, 2020
😆 Hiyo punchline!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 12, 2020
Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😊👏
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 19, 2020
😄 Kali sana!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 12, 2020
Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida! 🤣😆
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 12, 2020
Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! 😂🤣
Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 11, 2020
😂👏😅🤣
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 7, 2020
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! 😂👏
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 6, 2020
Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! 😆👏
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 10, 2020
Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 22, 2020
Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😂
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 16, 2020
Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🤣🤣
Maimuna (Guest) on January 9, 2020
Ninashiriki hii na marafiki zangu mara moja! 😆
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 5, 2020
😅 Bado nacheka!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 11, 2019
Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! 😊😄
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 8, 2019
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