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What has two legs but can’t walk?

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Short Answer: A pair of pants! πŸ©³πŸ˜„


Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! πŸ™ƒ

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Omar (Guest) on March 2, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! πŸ‘¨β€πŸŒΎπŸ†

Mhina (Guest) on February 18, 2015

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? πŸ˜ŽπŸ”§

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 16, 2015

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πŸ’ΈπŸ˜†

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 16, 2015

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. πŸ“πŸ€―

Fikiri (Guest) on February 10, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! πŸŒπŸ€’

Umi (Guest) on February 3, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? πŸ›οΈπŸ§Œ

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 2, 2015

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. πŸ₯ƒπŸ•°οΈ

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 21, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🀨

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 20, 2015

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! πŸ»β€β„οΈπŸ 

Salum (Guest) on January 10, 2015

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. πŸ§β€β™‚οΈπŸ”

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 8, 2015

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! βž•πŸ€¨

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