Short Answer: Because they were "boo"sy doing ghostly things! 👻
Explanation: The ghost couldn't see his parents because they were so busy being spooky and doing ghostly activities. They were probably busy scaring people or floating through walls, leaving the poor little ghost all alone. But hey, at least they were having a hauntingly good time! 😄👻
Mwakisu (Guest) on April 24, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
Kheri (Guest) on April 23, 2016
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Ahmed (Guest) on April 23, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 22, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 14, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 9, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 7, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 7, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Rabia (Guest) on March 31, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 25, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Mzee (Guest) on March 22, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 21, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 20, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Halima (Guest) on March 8, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Khadija (Guest) on March 8, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Mchuma (Guest) on March 3, 2016
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 2, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Rabia (Guest) on February 27, 2016
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 21, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 13, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 9, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 8, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Mwagonda (Guest) on January 30, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Amina (Guest) on January 26, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 16, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 16, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Shamim (Guest) on January 8, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 29, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 23, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Khamis (Guest) on December 9, 2015
😄 You got me!
Fadhili (Guest) on November 23, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Jaffar (Guest) on November 18, 2015
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Binti (Guest) on November 15, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 13, 2015
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 11, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 28, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 27, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 13, 2015
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 21, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 22, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 21, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 22, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 18, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Faiza (Guest) on July 17, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Tabu (Guest) on July 17, 2015
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 7, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Sumaya (Guest) on July 1, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 28, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Nassar (Guest) on June 28, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Habiba (Guest) on June 24, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Jabir (Guest) on June 21, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 19, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 18, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Amina (Guest) on June 16, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Maimuna (Guest) on June 14, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 1, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Chiku (Guest) on May 29, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Josephine (Guest) on May 28, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 25, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Nassor (Guest) on May 22, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!