Short Answer: Because it was suspected of fowl play! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: The turkey was arrested because it was involved in some mischief or mischievous activity, which is known as "fowl play" (a pun on "foul play" and the fact that turkeys are a type of fowl). The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful and humorous touch to the answer.
Khalifa (Guest) on April 18, 2016
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 9, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Kassim (Guest) on March 31, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Omar (Guest) on March 30, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Rabia (Guest) on March 27, 2016
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 23, 2016
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 20, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 10, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 5, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 25, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 20, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 12, 2016
๐ Sharing right away!
Tambwe (Guest) on February 9, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 15, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 13, 2016
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Mashaka (Guest) on January 7, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Abubakar (Guest) on January 6, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 22, 2015
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 17, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 8, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Mohamed (Guest) on December 7, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 3, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
David Chacha (Guest) on November 22, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 18, 2015
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Hashim (Guest) on November 9, 2015
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Maimuna (Guest) on November 1, 2015
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
David Nyerere (Guest) on October 24, 2015
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rahim (Guest) on October 23, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
David Nyerere (Guest) on October 17, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 10, 2015
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on October 2, 2015
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Rahim (Guest) on September 25, 2015
๐ I needed that!
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 23, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Zakia (Guest) on September 20, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 12, 2015
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 11, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Mwachumu (Guest) on September 5, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 5, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 31, 2015
๐ This just made my day!
Sofia (Guest) on August 31, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 13, 2015
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 8, 2015
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
David Chacha (Guest) on August 4, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 3, 2015
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 1, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Mzee (Guest) on July 31, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 24, 2015
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 24, 2015
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Nahida (Guest) on July 22, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Nchi (Guest) on July 6, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Chum (Guest) on July 2, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 1, 2015
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 27, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 25, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Mzee (Guest) on June 21, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Shamsa (Guest) on June 17, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 3, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 31, 2015
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on May 21, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Wande (Guest) on April 20, 2015
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป