Short Answer: Because it was suspected of fowl play! 🦃🚓
Explanation: The turkey was arrested because it was involved in some mischief or mischievous activity, which is known as "fowl play" (a pun on "foul play" and the fact that turkeys are a type of fowl). The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful and humorous touch to the answer.
Khalifa (Guest) on April 18, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 9, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Kassim (Guest) on March 31, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Omar (Guest) on March 30, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Rabia (Guest) on March 27, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 23, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 20, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 10, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 5, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 25, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 20, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 12, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
Tambwe (Guest) on February 9, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 15, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 13, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Mashaka (Guest) on January 7, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Abubakar (Guest) on January 6, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 22, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 17, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 8, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Mohamed (Guest) on December 7, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 3, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
David Chacha (Guest) on November 22, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 18, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Hashim (Guest) on November 9, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Maimuna (Guest) on November 1, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
David Nyerere (Guest) on October 24, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Rahim (Guest) on October 23, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
David Nyerere (Guest) on October 17, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 10, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Frank Macha (Guest) on October 2, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Rahim (Guest) on September 25, 2015
😅 I needed that!
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 23, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Zakia (Guest) on September 20, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 12, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 11, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Mwachumu (Guest) on September 5, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 5, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 31, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
Sofia (Guest) on August 31, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 13, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 8, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
David Chacha (Guest) on August 4, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 3, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 1, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Mzee (Guest) on July 31, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 24, 2015
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 24, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Nahida (Guest) on July 22, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Nchi (Guest) on July 6, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Chum (Guest) on July 2, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 1, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 27, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 25, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Mzee (Guest) on June 21, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Shamsa (Guest) on June 17, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 3, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 31, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Mwajabu (Guest) on May 21, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Wande (Guest) on April 20, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻