Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 9, 2015

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 7, 2015

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Issa (Guest) on December 5, 2015

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 30, 2015

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Robert Okello (Guest) on November 30, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 24, 2015

🤣 Sending this now!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 22, 2015

🤣 This one’s fire!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 18, 2015

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Nassor (Guest) on November 17, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 10, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 7, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 6, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 1, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Maneno (Guest) on October 20, 2015

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Sharifa (Guest) on October 19, 2015

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Zakia (Guest) on October 15, 2015

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 14, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

John Kamande (Guest) on October 5, 2015

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Umi (Guest) on October 2, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 1, 2015

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Shani (Guest) on September 29, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 24, 2015

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 16, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 11, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 9, 2015

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Abubakari (Guest) on September 5, 2015

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Nassor (Guest) on August 29, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 26, 2015

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Husna (Guest) on August 24, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 15, 2015

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 14, 2015

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Mariam (Guest) on August 13, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 10, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 6, 2015

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Issa (Guest) on August 3, 2015

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Josephine (Guest) on July 30, 2015

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Sarafina (Guest) on July 19, 2015

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Latifa (Guest) on July 17, 2015

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 9, 2015

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 7, 2015

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Kassim (Guest) on July 6, 2015

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Warda (Guest) on June 21, 2015

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Bahati (Guest) on June 18, 2015

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Yusuf (Guest) on June 8, 2015

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 1, 2015

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 31, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Abdullah (Guest) on May 27, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 27, 2015

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Mariam (Guest) on April 14, 2015

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 11, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 8, 2015

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 5, 2015

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Chiku (Guest) on March 19, 2015

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 4, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Furaha (Guest) on March 3, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 3, 2015

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 1, 2015

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 23, 2015

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 17, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Zakia (Guest) on February 14, 2015

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯