The best dance partner for monsters is "Boogie-monster!" 🕺💃
Explanation: The boogie-monster is the ultimate dancing expert of the monster world! With its funky moves and groovy vibes, it can make any dance floor come alive. So, if you ever need a partner to bust a move with, look no further than the boogie-monster! 🎉🎶
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 17, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
Nchi (Guest) on April 12, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 21, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 20, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
David Sokoine (Guest) on March 19, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 18, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 18, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 8, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Arifa (Guest) on March 7, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Ibrahim (Guest) on February 23, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 23, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
John Mushi (Guest) on February 21, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 15, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Omar (Guest) on February 12, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 12, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Jamal (Guest) on February 7, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 2, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 1, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 22, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 16, 2016
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 10, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 6, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 26, 2015
😂 Sharing right away!
Maneno (Guest) on December 22, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 8, 2015
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Rukia (Guest) on December 1, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 25, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 23, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Ndoto (Guest) on November 17, 2015
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 16, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Nashon (Guest) on November 11, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 3, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 23, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Umi (Guest) on October 20, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 8, 2015
😆 Bookmarking this!
Hamida (Guest) on October 2, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 11, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 9, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
David Chacha (Guest) on September 3, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Makame (Guest) on August 25, 2015
😆 That punchline!
Maulid (Guest) on August 23, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 16, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 13, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Nahida (Guest) on July 31, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 20, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Hamida (Guest) on July 16, 2015
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Shamim (Guest) on July 12, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 9, 2015
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Habiba (Guest) on June 26, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Zakaria (Guest) on June 23, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 23, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
Zainab (Guest) on June 22, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 21, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
Jamal (Guest) on June 18, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 16, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Amani (Guest) on June 6, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Fadhili (Guest) on May 25, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 9, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 29, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Omari (Guest) on April 24, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬