A bat's favorite pastime? Hanging out! 🦇😄
Explanation: Bats are known for their unique ability to hang upside down, so their favorite pastime would naturally involve hanging around. The pun on "hanging out" adds a humorous twist, making the answer funny and light-hearted. The bat emoji further emphasizes the playful nature of the response.
Yahya (Guest) on May 2, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Kazija (Guest) on April 27, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 22, 2016
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 10, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Mwanais (Guest) on April 9, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Hawa (Guest) on April 6, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 4, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 30, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Baridi (Guest) on March 26, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 23, 2016
😁 This made my day!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 20, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 14, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 11, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 11, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 26, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Fatuma (Guest) on February 17, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 15, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
George Ndungu (Guest) on February 12, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Nchi (Guest) on February 6, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 5, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Maimuna (Guest) on February 1, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Maulid (Guest) on January 11, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 2, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Nchi (Guest) on December 31, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 25, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Mariam (Guest) on December 22, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 18, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Mustafa (Guest) on December 6, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Selemani (Guest) on November 28, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
John Lissu (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Baridi (Guest) on November 24, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Yusuf (Guest) on November 20, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 16, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Irene Makena (Guest) on November 7, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 4, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 3, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Faiza (Guest) on October 16, 2015
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Salma (Guest) on October 11, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Rubea (Guest) on September 27, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Bahati (Guest) on September 24, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Rahim (Guest) on September 19, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 12, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Selemani (Guest) on September 6, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Asha (Guest) on September 6, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 24, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Zawadi (Guest) on August 23, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 23, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 17, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 15, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Bahati (Guest) on July 11, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 4, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
David Sokoine (Guest) on July 4, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 28, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Rukia (Guest) on May 9, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Shabani (Guest) on April 23, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 20, 2015
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 18, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 11, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 6, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Binti (Guest) on April 5, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣