The most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is the "tur-key"! 🦃
Explanation: The riddle plays on the word "key" by using a pun. It implies that the most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is not a literal key, but the delicious turkey, which is the centerpiece of the meal. The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Hamida (Guest) on May 20, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 25, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 23, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Abdullah (Guest) on April 14, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
James Malima (Guest) on April 14, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
John Lissu (Guest) on April 12, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 4, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 4, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 18, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Kiza (Guest) on March 16, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 11, 2016
😁 This is gold!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 25, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 22, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Sarafina (Guest) on February 9, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Halimah (Guest) on February 8, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 8, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 5, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 21, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Rehema (Guest) on January 13, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Josephine (Guest) on January 9, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 6, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Anna Malela (Guest) on December 30, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 25, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Sarafina (Guest) on December 25, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 24, 2015
😄 You got me!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 21, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 13, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 9, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 4, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 2, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Baridi (Guest) on November 12, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 3, 2015
😄 You got me good!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 30, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Omar (Guest) on October 27, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 20, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 17, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Nahida (Guest) on October 17, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Mwajabu (Guest) on October 16, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Wande (Guest) on September 30, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 29, 2015
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 16, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Rahim (Guest) on September 5, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Yusuf (Guest) on September 3, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 21, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 11, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Zakia (Guest) on July 26, 2015
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 23, 2015
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 8, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Sharifa (Guest) on June 30, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 21, 2015
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 30, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Mchawi (Guest) on May 29, 2015
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Kheri (Guest) on May 21, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 9, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 5, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 28, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 23, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 10, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 3, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Mchawi (Guest) on March 28, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗