Mummies love rap music! 🎤🔥
Explanation:
Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! 😄🕺🔥
Habiba (Guest) on April 13, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 11, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 20, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 14, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
James Malima (Guest) on March 8, 2016
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 5, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 5, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Tambwe (Guest) on March 2, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Leila (Guest) on March 2, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Chris Okello (Guest) on February 26, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Athumani (Guest) on January 30, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 29, 2016
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 22, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 14, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Makame (Guest) on December 18, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 11, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 4, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 3, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Salma (Guest) on November 30, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
John Lissu (Guest) on November 25, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
John Mushi (Guest) on October 26, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Furaha (Guest) on October 22, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Sofia (Guest) on October 22, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 16, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Leila (Guest) on October 8, 2015
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 3, 2015
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 25, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 18, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 16, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 4, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 27, 2015
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 25, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Mwafirika (Guest) on August 24, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Nasra (Guest) on August 24, 2015
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Nashon (Guest) on August 14, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 13, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 12, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 11, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 10, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 26, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
Umi (Guest) on July 25, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Rahim (Guest) on July 24, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 24, 2015
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Maimuna (Guest) on July 22, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Habiba (Guest) on July 19, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Kassim (Guest) on July 18, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 17, 2015
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Halimah (Guest) on July 5, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Juma (Guest) on June 24, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Leila (Guest) on June 21, 2015
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 16, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Bahati (Guest) on June 11, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Rubea (Guest) on May 30, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 30, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Yahya (Guest) on May 27, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Fikiri (Guest) on May 22, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Hawa (Guest) on May 22, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 18, 2015
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 12, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 12, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌