Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?
Answer: Cauliflower! 🌼🥦
Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? 😄
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 23, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 20, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Josephine (Guest) on February 10, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 7, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Mtumwa (Guest) on February 4, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 2, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 29, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 23, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 13, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 12, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 8, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 24, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 20, 2015
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 29, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Mwakisu (Guest) on November 26, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 23, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Masika (Guest) on November 15, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 7, 2015
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 3, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Yusra (Guest) on November 1, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 30, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 30, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 30, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 21, 2015
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Mwagonda (Guest) on October 16, 2015
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
James Malima (Guest) on September 26, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 25, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 18, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Wande (Guest) on September 14, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 12, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Amani (Guest) on September 12, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Habiba (Guest) on September 8, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 6, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Halimah (Guest) on September 3, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 2, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Mjaka (Guest) on September 2, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 2, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 30, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Saidi (Guest) on August 19, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Kheri (Guest) on August 18, 2015
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Baraka (Guest) on August 12, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Mzee (Guest) on August 3, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 19, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Saidi (Guest) on June 22, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Habiba (Guest) on June 21, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Sofia (Guest) on June 19, 2015
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 11, 2015
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 8, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Juma (Guest) on June 6, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Farida (Guest) on June 6, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 24, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Mashaka (Guest) on May 20, 2015
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 13, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 11, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
James Malima (Guest) on May 3, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 1, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Abdillah (Guest) on March 24, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Khalifa (Guest) on March 23, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂