Short Answer: "You've got the 'write' stuff, pencil! ✏️💪"
Explanation: The paper is trying to cheer up the pencil and boost its confidence by using a play on words. By saying "You've got the 'write' stuff," the paper is essentially saying that the pencil is great at what it does, which is writing. The use of the pencil emoji adds to the light-heartedness and playful nature of the response.
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 7, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 7, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 3, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 1, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 26, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 26, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 20, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Mjaka (Guest) on January 6, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Shamim (Guest) on January 5, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 25, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Ali (Guest) on December 23, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Wande (Guest) on December 21, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 16, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 11, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Amir (Guest) on December 7, 2015
😄 You got me good!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 4, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Mwakisu (Guest) on November 23, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 22, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Muslima (Guest) on November 16, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Sumaya (Guest) on November 16, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
Fatuma (Guest) on October 30, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 11, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 9, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 3, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 24, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Aziza (Guest) on September 22, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 13, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Kazija (Guest) on September 10, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 4, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 29, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 24, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 15, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 14, 2015
😆 Bookmarking this!
Maida (Guest) on August 8, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 4, 2015
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Amani (Guest) on August 3, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
James Mduma (Guest) on July 31, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 25, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 12, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 11, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Salma (Guest) on June 25, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Mwajabu (Guest) on June 22, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Warda (Guest) on June 20, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Safiya (Guest) on June 20, 2015
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Wande (Guest) on June 2, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Husna (Guest) on May 30, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 18, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Bakari (Guest) on May 15, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Ndoto (Guest) on May 8, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 7, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 6, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 4, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 3, 2015
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Masika (Guest) on April 27, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 20, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Neema (Guest) on April 15, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Neema (Guest) on April 14, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
John Kamande (Guest) on April 7, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 2, 2015
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
David Chacha (Guest) on March 29, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿