David Nyerere (Guest) on September 25, 2024

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Masika (Guest) on September 19, 2024

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Yusra (Guest) on September 11, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Majid (Guest) on September 8, 2024

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Rabia (Guest) on August 13, 2024

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 4, 2024

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 21, 2024

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 16, 2024

😂 Sharing right away!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 12, 2024

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Fadhila (Guest) on July 4, 2024

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 2, 2024

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 1, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 28, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 22, 2024

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 13, 2024

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 10, 2024

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Zubeida (Guest) on June 9, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 8, 2024

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 5, 2024

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 5, 2024

😂 So funny!

Yusuf (Guest) on June 3, 2024

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 2, 2024

😆 Still cracking up!

Tambwe (Guest) on May 31, 2024

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 29, 2024

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 19, 2024

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 7, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 2, 2024

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

James Kimani (Guest) on April 26, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Faiza (Guest) on April 13, 2024

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Maneno (Guest) on April 4, 2024

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Nahida (Guest) on March 25, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

John Kamande (Guest) on March 24, 2024

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Fikiri (Guest) on March 17, 2024

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 13, 2024

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Kheri (Guest) on March 4, 2024

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Fadhila (Guest) on March 4, 2024

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 18, 2024

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 18, 2024

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 15, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 10, 2024

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 25, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mariam (Guest) on January 22, 2024

😆 That punchline was epic!

Wande (Guest) on January 19, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 14, 2024

😂 This is a keeper!

Mazrui (Guest) on January 2, 2024

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 30, 2023

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 18, 2023

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 14, 2023

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 12, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 4, 2023

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 26, 2023

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 21, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Neema (Guest) on November 12, 2023

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 11, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 10, 2023

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Maimuna (Guest) on November 7, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Zainab (Guest) on November 4, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 3, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Sofia (Guest) on October 28, 2023

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 26, 2023

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆