A wall's favorite place to meet his friends is at a "corner"! ๐ค๐งฑ
Explanation: Walls love hanging out at corners because that's where they get to show off their sturdy sides and showcase their fantastic shapes! Just imagine, a wall throwing a party at a corner, everybody would be "wall"ing in with excitement! It's like the ultimate gathering spot for all the coolest walls in town. So, if you ever want to meet a wall and have a blast, head straight to the corner! ๐๐๏ธ
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 13, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 6, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 3, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 30, 2024
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Zainab (Guest) on August 15, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on August 2, 2024
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 15, 2024
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 23, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Juma (Guest) on June 19, 2024
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Yahya (Guest) on June 19, 2024
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 12, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 9, 2024
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on June 8, 2024
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
George Mallya (Guest) on June 8, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 27, 2024
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Sekela (Guest) on May 26, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Mchuma (Guest) on May 14, 2024
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Binti (Guest) on May 10, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Husna (Guest) on May 9, 2024
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Hashim (Guest) on May 7, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 5, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 4, 2024
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 15, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 13, 2024
๐ Instant mood boost!
Zawadi (Guest) on April 12, 2024
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 30, 2024
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Chum (Guest) on March 24, 2024
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 23, 2024
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Omar (Guest) on March 18, 2024
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 25, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 17, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 13, 2024
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 12, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Mwakisu (Guest) on February 5, 2024
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 4, 2024
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Kheri (Guest) on January 28, 2024
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Binti (Guest) on January 27, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 25, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 14, 2024
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Hekima (Guest) on January 13, 2024
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 11, 2024
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 4, 2024
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
David Nyerere (Guest) on January 1, 2024
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
George Tenga (Guest) on December 30, 2023
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 24, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Salima (Guest) on December 23, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Nchi (Guest) on December 12, 2023
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 5, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 5, 2023
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 3, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 27, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Rahim (Guest) on November 22, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 13, 2023
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 7, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Ndoto (Guest) on October 24, 2023
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 24, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on October 12, 2023
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Amina (Guest) on October 6, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 5, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Zainab (Guest) on October 3, 2023
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ