Q: What makes a skeleton laugh?
A: 😂🦴 A tickle in its funny bone!
Explanation: Skeletons don't have muscles or nerves, so they can't physically laugh. But just like humans, if they had a funny bone, a tickle on it would make them burst into laughter. Even though it's a funny riddle, it's a reminder that skeletons are always ready to find humor in the most bone-tickling situations! 😄🤖
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 17, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Fatuma (Guest) on September 13, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Masika (Guest) on September 13, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 7, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 17, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Frank Macha (Guest) on August 15, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Habiba (Guest) on July 26, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Makame (Guest) on July 24, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Shamim (Guest) on July 20, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 18, 2024
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Raha (Guest) on July 12, 2024
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Sultan (Guest) on June 29, 2024
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 25, 2024
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Ndoto (Guest) on June 22, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Shani (Guest) on June 14, 2024
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 13, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Hamida (Guest) on June 10, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 7, 2024
😄 Too good!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 2, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 25, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Yusuf (Guest) on May 22, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 3, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
John Lissu (Guest) on May 2, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
David Chacha (Guest) on April 23, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 21, 2024
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 20, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 19, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Muslima (Guest) on April 9, 2024
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
David Musyoka (Guest) on March 25, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 23, 2024
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Rukia (Guest) on March 14, 2024
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 18, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 9, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 1, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 31, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 31, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 26, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 19, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 17, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Farida (Guest) on January 13, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Rabia (Guest) on January 8, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Shamsa (Guest) on January 8, 2024
😆 That punchline!
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 27, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Furaha (Guest) on December 25, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Issack (Guest) on December 24, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 17, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 17, 2023
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Mustafa (Guest) on December 13, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Umi (Guest) on December 11, 2023
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Nchi (Guest) on December 6, 2023
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Nashon (Guest) on November 25, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 20, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 17, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 15, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 15, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
George Mallya (Guest) on November 15, 2023
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Rubea (Guest) on November 10, 2023
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Hamida (Guest) on November 7, 2023
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Yahya (Guest) on November 6, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
John Mushi (Guest) on November 4, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴