Short Answer: 🧝♂️ Elf-abetics! 📚🎅
Explanation: Elves in school learn the Elf-abetics, which is like the alphabet but specifically designed for mischievous little elves! They have their own unique letters and quirky spelling rules. So, while we learn ABCs, they master their Elf-abetics! 😉✨
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 24, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 24, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Faiza (Guest) on September 19, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 16, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 7, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Athumani (Guest) on August 31, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 22, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 12, 2024
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Mwafirika (Guest) on August 8, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Shani (Guest) on August 7, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 4, 2024
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Zubeida (Guest) on June 27, 2024
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Omari (Guest) on June 17, 2024
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Nassor (Guest) on June 13, 2024
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Maida (Guest) on June 5, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 2, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Amina (Guest) on June 1, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 27, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 4, 2024
🤣 Sending this now!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 3, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Fikiri (Guest) on April 29, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Mwinyi (Guest) on April 29, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Kassim (Guest) on April 26, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 31, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Halimah (Guest) on March 18, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 6, 2024
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Shani (Guest) on February 11, 2024
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Abubakari (Guest) on February 9, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Baraka (Guest) on February 9, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 5, 2024
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 5, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
James Kimani (Guest) on February 3, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 28, 2024
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 23, 2024
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Nasra (Guest) on January 6, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Halima (Guest) on January 4, 2024
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 26, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Yusra (Guest) on December 24, 2023
😄 You got me!
Rubea (Guest) on December 18, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 18, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 17, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 13, 2023
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 5, 2023
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Salima (Guest) on November 27, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Makame (Guest) on November 27, 2023
😄 You got me good!
Abubakar (Guest) on November 20, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 14, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 9, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 2, 2023
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 2, 2023
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Mjaka (Guest) on October 25, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 19, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Latifa (Guest) on October 4, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Husna (Guest) on September 28, 2023
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 6, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Athumani (Guest) on September 5, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 4, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 1, 2023
😂 Sharing right away!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 1, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Fadhili (Guest) on August 30, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪