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ya mkewe ikaita, kumbe alikuwa ni baba yake.
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"Aisee mwanangu nimebahatika kuuza ile
nyumba yangu sasa nimeona niwatumie milioni
20 mjaribu kuanzisha mradi na mwenzio.
Haya mwambie yeye nitampigia kesho kama
ana mradi mwingine nimpe hela kidogo".Baada
ya simu kukatwa mke akamgeukia jamaa
akamuuliza,"eeenhee!!! ulikuwa unasema
umenichoka nikusanye nguo zangu halafu
iweje? Jamaa kwa upole akajibu "Nilikuwa
nasema ukusanye nguo zako na unipe nifue".
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