Ladha ya bia ya 1 hadi ya 6..
Kwa wanywaji wazuri wa bia,
chupa ya kwanza 🍺 huwa haileti hisia yoyote. Mnywaji humaliza chupa hiyo bila kuona matokeo yoyote zaidi ya kupoza koo… Na mara nyingi huwa mkimya, pengine huwa anasoma gazeti lake au kwa siku hizi anawasiliana na ndugu na jamaa kupitia simu yake.
chupa ya pili 🍺🍺 kimsingi ndipo mazungumzo ya awali na wanywaji jirani huanza na haya huwa mazungumzo ya busara, yakihusu muelekeo wa ligi mbalimbali, siasa, idadi za ajali na kadhalika na wakati huu hata takwimu hutolewa zilizo sahihi….
Mtu anaweza kukutajia wachezaji wote wa ligi daraja la tatu la huko Ujerumani bila kukosea, hata idadi ya wachezaji wa Yanga bila kukosea.. Ila wakati huu kama unaanzisha mashindano ya kucheua ni wakati mzuri kwani bia ya pili huongeza hisia za kucheua.
Bia ya tatu 🍺🍺🍺 huanza kumfanya mnywaji aanze kusikia furaha na pia huu huwa wakati ambapo karanga na korosho huliwa sana…. Pamoja na mazungumzo kuhusu mpira na siasa, ghafla mazungumzo kuhusu michepuko huanza kujitokeza…..
Bia ya nne 🍺🍺🍺🍺 huanza kusababisha masikio yaanze kupoteza nguvu za kusikia kwani utaona mnywaji ghafla amepandisha sauti, na ukijumlisha na kuwa baa zetu huwa na muziki una kelele utadhani waliopo wote wana matatizo ya kusikia….. bia hii humsaidia kuongea kwa nguvu kushindana na kelele za muziki.
Bia ya tano 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 ni hatari kidogo kwani ukiinuka kwenda chooni mara nyingi unarudi hujafunga zipu……na kipindi hiki ni kibaya kwa wanywaji wa kike maana unaweza kumkuta akienda chooni akijiangalia kwenye kioo anaanza kulia peke yake na kulalamika; ‘Mi sipendwi mpaka leo sijaolewa’ au ‘ Mume wangu sijui yukoje hanijali’
Japokuwa lazima isemwe ukweli ukifikisha bia hii, maisha ni raha sana unaweza ukaanzisha shoo ya kukata mauno katikati ya baa na kudai wewe ni mkali kuliko Shilole.
Kuanzia bia ya sita 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 na kuendelea, chochote utakachosema au kufanya ni wazi kesho yake asubuhi utajilaumu sana. ……. …Kuna watu husema ukilewa ndipo unakuwa mkweli, hivyo basi wakati huu hata bosi wako akitokeza unamueleza ukweli jinsi alivyo fala na hajui kuendesha kampuni.
Au unasema ukweli jinsi unavyompenda mke wa jirani yako ambaye mmekaa mnakunywa naye. Kimsingi uwezekano wa kutapika pia upo karibu na kama umekaa na mchumba wako huu ni muda ambao pia uchumba unaweza kuvunjika…….
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 27, 2024
Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! 😆
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 22, 2024
Hii ni bomba sana! 🤣👍
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 25, 2024
Kama kawaida! Bado nacheka! 😄
Chris Okello (Guest) on April 18, 2024
Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! 😆👏
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 17, 2024
Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😂👏
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 11, 2024
😄 Umenishika vizuri!
Yahya (Guest) on April 11, 2024
😆 Naihifadhi hii!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 15, 2024
😄 Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 27, 2024
Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma 😂😂
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 17, 2024
Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😅😊
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 12, 2024
Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 😂🤣
John Malisa (Guest) on December 10, 2023
Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! 😂
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 9, 2023
Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 24, 2023
🤣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 27, 2023
Hii imenifurahisha kweli! 😆😂
Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 10, 2023
Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🤣😊
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 7, 2023
😆 Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!
Jamila (Guest) on August 28, 2023
Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! 🎉
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 19, 2023
Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂👏
Yahya (Guest) on August 14, 2023
Ninashiriki hii na marafiki zangu mara moja! 😆
Juma (Guest) on August 3, 2023
😂 Nitaiiba hii bila shaka!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 31, 2023
Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida! 🤣😆
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 29, 2023
Napenda jinsi mnavyofikiria! 🤔😆
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 18, 2023
Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! 😂😅
Latifa (Guest) on July 13, 2023
Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🤣
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 12, 2023
Nimefurahia sana hii! 😅😊
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 29, 2023
Hii ni joke ya kipekee! 🤣👌
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 26, 2023
Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂😆
Salima (Guest) on June 25, 2023
🤣 Hiyo twist mwishoni, ingawa!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 24, 2023
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Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 22, 2023
Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆😂
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 16, 2023
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Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 9, 2023
Mna talent ya jokes! 👏😂
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 23, 2023
Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😂😂
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 31, 2023
Hii imenichekesha sana! 🤣😆
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 20, 2022
😁 Hii ni dhahabu!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 15, 2022
Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! 👏😆
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 9, 2022
Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 29, 2022
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Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 25, 2022
😂 Ninashiriki mara moja!
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 10, 2022
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Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2022
😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!
John Malisa (Guest) on August 6, 2022
Kweli mnajua kuchekesha watu! 🤣😂
Arifa (Guest) on July 15, 2022
😂 Lazima nihifadhi hii!
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 13, 2022
Huu ucheshi hauna kifani! 🤣🔥
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 11, 2022
Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 🤣😆
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 18, 2022
Umesema kweli! 👌😂
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 22, 2022
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Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 13, 2022
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! 😊😂
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 11, 2022
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David Kawawa (Guest) on February 24, 2022
😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 17, 2022
Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😅
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 16, 2022
Umetisha! 👌😂
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 1, 2022
😆 Bado nacheka!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 12, 2022
Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu! 👏🤣
Mjaka (Guest) on January 5, 2022
Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! 💰
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 25, 2021
Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😂
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 23, 2021
Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! 😁
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 8, 2021
Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! 😆
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 6, 2021
Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! 😆😂