In the "snow" bank! βοΈπ°
Explanation: Polar bears keep their money in a "snow" bank since they live in icy cold regions covered in snow. The play on words between a "snow" bank and a regular bank adds a humorous twist to the question. The βοΈ emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness to the answer.
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 10, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 10, 2024
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 5, 2024
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 3, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Abubakari (Guest) on September 1, 2024
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 31, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Binti (Guest) on August 28, 2024
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 25, 2024
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 15, 2024
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Husna (Guest) on July 22, 2024
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Saidi (Guest) on July 3, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Mchawi (Guest) on June 22, 2024
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Shabani (Guest) on June 19, 2024
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 13, 2024
π What a joke!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 9, 2024
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 30, 2024
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Zuhura (Guest) on May 30, 2024
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Chum (Guest) on May 15, 2024
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Binti (Guest) on May 13, 2024
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Halimah (Guest) on May 10, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Fadhili (Guest) on May 9, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 2, 2024
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 25, 2024
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 16, 2024
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 4, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Ali (Guest) on March 25, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Athumani (Guest) on March 19, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Asha (Guest) on March 5, 2024
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Baraka (Guest) on March 1, 2024
π I needed that!
Raha (Guest) on February 24, 2024
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 22, 2024
π This made my day!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 21, 2024
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Hamida (Guest) on February 12, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 29, 2024
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Shani (Guest) on January 28, 2024
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Zulekha (Guest) on January 24, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 23, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 16, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Furaha (Guest) on January 13, 2024
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 13, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Sharifa (Guest) on January 6, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Baridi (Guest) on December 28, 2023
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 27, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 24, 2023
π I canβt stop laughing!
Jafari (Guest) on December 23, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Zakaria (Guest) on December 20, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 15, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 12, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 11, 2023
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 24, 2023
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
George Tenga (Guest) on November 19, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Ahmed (Guest) on November 10, 2023
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
James Malima (Guest) on November 1, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Rahim (Guest) on October 30, 2023
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 26, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Aziza (Guest) on October 21, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Omar (Guest) on October 17, 2023
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 9, 2023
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Shani (Guest) on October 9, 2023
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Makame (Guest) on October 2, 2023
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ