Short Answer: A garbage truck! 🚛🦟
Explanation: A garbage truck has four wheels and often attracts flies because of the trash it carries. This answer adds a touch of humor by combining the unexpected idea of flies with the utility vehicle, resulting in a fun and silly image. The truck emoji adds a playful element to the response, enhancing the overall cheerfulness.
Muslima (Guest) on December 20, 2016
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Mwagonda (Guest) on December 17, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
John Mushi (Guest) on December 10, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 3, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 28, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Aziza (Guest) on November 22, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 16, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Abdullah (Guest) on November 16, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Jafari (Guest) on November 6, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 26, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Asha (Guest) on October 15, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 7, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Zulekha (Guest) on October 6, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 25, 2016
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Binti (Guest) on September 19, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
Asha (Guest) on September 12, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 31, 2016
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 23, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Sekela (Guest) on August 19, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 19, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Fadhili (Guest) on August 9, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 30, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Jafari (Guest) on July 21, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Yusuf (Guest) on July 8, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 1, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 24, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Fadhili (Guest) on June 23, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Tabu (Guest) on June 11, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Salima (Guest) on May 30, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 29, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 24, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 19, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Kheri (Guest) on May 18, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Amani (Guest) on May 14, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
David Nyerere (Guest) on May 7, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 5, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 12, 2016
😅 I needed that!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 10, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 3, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 29, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 28, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 23, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 22, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 18, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Anna Malela (Guest) on March 18, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Ahmed (Guest) on March 13, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 4, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Baraka (Guest) on February 22, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 20, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 18, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 26, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 26, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Kazija (Guest) on January 15, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
David Musyoka (Guest) on January 9, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 8, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Sarafina (Guest) on January 8, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 6, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 6, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 5, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 4, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!