What do you call a pig that does karate?

Sultan (Guest) on March 3, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 25, 2018

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 15, 2018

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Aziza (Guest) on February 6, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 3, 2018

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 1, 2018

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Abdullah (Guest) on February 1, 2018

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 31, 2018

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 31, 2018

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mohamed (Guest) on January 24, 2018

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 23, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 13, 2018

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 11, 2018

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 3, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Arifa (Guest) on January 1, 2018

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Wande (Guest) on December 19, 2017

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 6, 2017

😂 This is too funny!

Baraka (Guest) on December 5, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 28, 2017

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 24, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Jabir (Guest) on November 24, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 15, 2017

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 14, 2017

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Kiza (Guest) on November 11, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Yusra (Guest) on November 11, 2017

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 8, 2017

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 1, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 27, 2017

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 26, 2017

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 25, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 24, 2017

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Kiza (Guest) on October 21, 2017

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 14, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 13, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Hekima (Guest) on October 8, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Mhina (Guest) on October 3, 2017

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Safiya (Guest) on September 26, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Husna (Guest) on September 20, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Shamsa (Guest) on September 7, 2017

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 4, 2017

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 25, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 19, 2017

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

James Malima (Guest) on August 18, 2017

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 10, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Maneno (Guest) on July 25, 2017

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Chum (Guest) on July 19, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Sultan (Guest) on July 19, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 9, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 7, 2017

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 6, 2017

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Hawa (Guest) on July 3, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 28, 2017

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Shamim (Guest) on June 24, 2017

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Jamila (Guest) on June 23, 2017

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Faiza (Guest) on June 11, 2017

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 10, 2017

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 7, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 30, 2017

🤣 This one got me good!

Mchuma (Guest) on May 15, 2017

😄 You got me good!

Biashara (Guest) on May 11, 2017

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️