What kind of table can you have for dinner?

Neema (Guest) on February 3, 2019

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 2, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Latifa (Guest) on February 1, 2019

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 10, 2019

😁 Added to my favorites!

Maneno (Guest) on December 26, 2018

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 24, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Halimah (Guest) on December 18, 2018

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 16, 2018

🤣 Sending this now!

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 12, 2018

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 10, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 7, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 25, 2018

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 24, 2018

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mgeni (Guest) on November 17, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 16, 2018

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 8, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Maneno (Guest) on November 4, 2018

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 2, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 2, 2018

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Safiya (Guest) on October 18, 2018

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 13, 2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 11, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 11, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Kheri (Guest) on October 10, 2018

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 5, 2018

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Khalifa (Guest) on September 30, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 21, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 9, 2018

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 31, 2018

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Rukia (Guest) on August 29, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 24, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 4, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 28, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 27, 2018

😂 This is too funny!

Jafari (Guest) on July 16, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 10, 2018

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 4, 2018

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 3, 2018

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 25, 2018

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 20, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Maulid (Guest) on June 18, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 15, 2018

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 15, 2018

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Kiza (Guest) on May 5, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

David Sokoine (Guest) on April 25, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Ali (Guest) on April 23, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 10, 2018

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Omar (Guest) on April 8, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 4, 2018

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Furaha (Guest) on April 2, 2018

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Nasra (Guest) on April 1, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 18, 2018

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 14, 2018

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 14, 2018

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Mohamed (Guest) on March 9, 2018

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 17, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Umi (Guest) on February 4, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Salum (Guest) on February 2, 2018

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Mjaka (Guest) on January 16, 2018

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Kassim (Guest) on January 15, 2018

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️