Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 8, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 27, 2019

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Ndoto (Guest) on October 18, 2019

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Rahma (Guest) on October 15, 2019

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Salma (Guest) on October 8, 2019

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Rahma (Guest) on September 28, 2019

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Nuru (Guest) on September 28, 2019

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 25, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 25, 2019

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Salma (Guest) on September 14, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Maimuna (Guest) on September 13, 2019

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 10, 2019

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Khadija (Guest) on September 2, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Rubea (Guest) on August 30, 2019

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Mjaka (Guest) on August 29, 2019

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 26, 2019

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 24, 2019

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 22, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 21, 2019

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 12, 2019

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

John Mushi (Guest) on August 7, 2019

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 6, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 4, 2019

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 28, 2019

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 25, 2019

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 22, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Rabia (Guest) on July 19, 2019

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Mashaka (Guest) on July 17, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Hashim (Guest) on July 7, 2019

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 3, 2019

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Latifa (Guest) on July 3, 2019

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Amani (Guest) on June 24, 2019

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 12, 2019

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 29, 2019

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 25, 2019

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 23, 2019

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Abdullah (Guest) on May 21, 2019

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 15, 2019

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 14, 2019

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 10, 2019

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 1, 2019

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Biashara (Guest) on May 1, 2019

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Omar (Guest) on April 29, 2019

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 3, 2019

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 30, 2019

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 26, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 20, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Kiza (Guest) on March 19, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 8, 2019

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 2, 2019

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Mhina (Guest) on February 26, 2019

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Ndoto (Guest) on February 19, 2019

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Omar (Guest) on February 18, 2019

😆 Still cracking up!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 18, 2019

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Mwakisu (Guest) on February 17, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 13, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Selemani (Guest) on February 11, 2019

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 9, 2019

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

David Musyoka (Guest) on February 7, 2019

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Zubeida (Guest) on February 6, 2019

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️