Baridi (Guest) on September 22, 2024

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 9, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 31, 2024

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 28, 2024

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 15, 2024

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 30, 2024

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Issack (Guest) on July 19, 2024

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

John Mushi (Guest) on July 18, 2024

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Zuhura (Guest) on July 4, 2024

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Abubakar (Guest) on July 1, 2024

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 25, 2024

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Abdullah (Guest) on June 18, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 17, 2024

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 16, 2024

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Salum (Guest) on June 15, 2024

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Zubeida (Guest) on June 13, 2024

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 13, 2024

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 13, 2024

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Husna (Guest) on June 11, 2024

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 31, 2024

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 28, 2024

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 28, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 25, 2024

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Nahida (Guest) on May 10, 2024

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Mhina (Guest) on May 9, 2024

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Wande (Guest) on May 3, 2024

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 30, 2024

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 23, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 19, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Neema (Guest) on March 27, 2024

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 26, 2024

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 9, 2024

😁 This made my day!

Leila (Guest) on February 20, 2024

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Omar (Guest) on February 10, 2024

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 26, 2024

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 22, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 22, 2024

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Hamida (Guest) on January 8, 2024

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 8, 2024

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 8, 2024

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Amani (Guest) on January 2, 2024

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Josephine (Guest) on December 17, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 13, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 11, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 10, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 4, 2023

😆 This one really got me!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 29, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 17, 2023

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Yusra (Guest) on November 17, 2023

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 13, 2023

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 7, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Salma (Guest) on October 31, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 25, 2023

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Sarafina (Guest) on October 11, 2023

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 4, 2023

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Jamila (Guest) on October 3, 2023

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Sekela (Guest) on September 30, 2023

😁 Added to my favorites!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 21, 2023

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Chiku (Guest) on September 19, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Asha (Guest) on September 18, 2023

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣