Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth?
A: A gummy worm! ๐๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the pun between a "gummy worm" (a type of chewy candy) and a worm without teeth. Normally, worms don't have teeth, but in this case, we imagine a worm that's literally made out of gummy candy. It's a whimsical and light-hearted response that combines the concept of a toothless worm with a tasty treat, leaving us with a smile on our faces.
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 20, 2020
๐ I needed that!
Masika (Guest) on May 7, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 5, 2020
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 4, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 28, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 17, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 8, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Safiya (Guest) on April 2, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 24, 2020
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 22, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 18, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Halimah (Guest) on March 15, 2020
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 7, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 5, 2020
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 2, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 27, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Zubeida (Guest) on February 27, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 20, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 17, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 14, 2020
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Zakaria (Guest) on February 14, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 2, 2020
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 2, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Hekima (Guest) on January 29, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Mgeni (Guest) on January 29, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 27, 2020
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Rukia (Guest) on January 24, 2020
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Rahim (Guest) on January 16, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 16, 2020
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 15, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 19, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 9, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Juma (Guest) on December 2, 2019
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Chiku (Guest) on November 12, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 24, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 16, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Zakaria (Guest) on October 5, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 4, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 16, 2019
๐ That punchline was epic!
John Mwangi (Guest) on September 13, 2019
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Kiza (Guest) on September 8, 2019
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 7, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 2, 2019
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 28, 2019
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 15, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 5, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Mariam (Guest) on July 29, 2019
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 19, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 18, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Baridi (Guest) on July 12, 2019
๐ Too good!
Zainab (Guest) on June 26, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 15, 2019
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 20, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 11, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Neema (Guest) on May 4, 2019
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 4, 2019
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Mzee (Guest) on April 21, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
George Mallya (Guest) on April 16, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Mwanais (Guest) on April 8, 2019
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 3, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด