Ocean: "Long time no sea! 🌊 So wave hello!"
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun between "sea" and "see" to create a funny greeting from the ocean to the beach. The ocean humorously suggests that it has been a while since they have seen each other, and encourages the beach to greet it with a wave, both in terms of saying hello and the physical motion of waving. The use of the wave emoji adds a cheerful touch and enhances the playful tone of the response.
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