Sofia (Guest) on November 18, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 4, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

John Malisa (Guest) on October 29, 2020

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Zakaria (Guest) on October 25, 2020

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 18, 2020

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 18, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 14, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 13, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 10, 2020

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Habiba (Guest) on October 5, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Shabani (Guest) on October 2, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Maulid (Guest) on September 30, 2020

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 26, 2020

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Hashim (Guest) on September 16, 2020

Thanks Ackyshine

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 7, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 2, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Baridi (Guest) on September 2, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 23, 2020

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Abdullah (Guest) on July 19, 2020

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Shukuru (Guest) on July 16, 2020

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 15, 2020

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 8, 2020

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 2, 2020

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Rashid (Guest) on July 2, 2020

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Makame (Guest) on June 24, 2020

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 24, 2020

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 10, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 9, 2020

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Bahati (Guest) on June 6, 2020

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Maida (Guest) on May 25, 2020

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Zulekha (Guest) on May 11, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 6, 2020

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 30, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 28, 2020

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Azima (Guest) on April 24, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 24, 2020

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 20, 2020

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 20, 2020

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

David Chacha (Guest) on April 17, 2020

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Chum (Guest) on April 14, 2020

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Arifa (Guest) on April 14, 2020

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 10, 2020

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 5, 2020

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 30, 2020

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 30, 2020

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 23, 2020

😂 I’m saving this one!

Halima (Guest) on March 20, 2020

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 18, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Rukia (Guest) on March 17, 2020

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 7, 2020

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Hawa (Guest) on February 26, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 13, 2020

😄 Nailed it!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 13, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Chiku (Guest) on February 4, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Umi (Guest) on January 20, 2020

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Khadija (Guest) on January 10, 2020

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Rahim (Guest) on December 30, 2019

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Masika (Guest) on December 29, 2019

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Khatib (Guest) on December 29, 2019

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 29, 2019

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣