Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 22, 2020

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 20, 2020

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Zakaria (Guest) on August 16, 2020

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Warda (Guest) on August 14, 2020

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Husna (Guest) on August 14, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 12, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 2, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 30, 2020

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 30, 2020

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 12, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Mwajabu (Guest) on July 12, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 11, 2020

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Mchuma (Guest) on July 1, 2020

😂 This is a keeper!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 29, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 27, 2020

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 23, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 21, 2020

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 12, 2020

😅 I needed that!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 5, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on June 4, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Frank Macha (Guest) on June 4, 2020

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 31, 2020

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 25, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Mzee (Guest) on May 23, 2020

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Mustafa (Guest) on May 9, 2020

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 8, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 28, 2020

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Khatib (Guest) on April 22, 2020

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 7, 2020

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 24, 2020

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 23, 2020

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 22, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Khamis (Guest) on March 19, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

James Kimani (Guest) on March 13, 2020

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Fadhili (Guest) on March 3, 2020

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Jamal (Guest) on February 27, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 26, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 18, 2020

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Biashara (Guest) on January 28, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 18, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mchawi (Guest) on January 16, 2020

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Mohamed (Guest) on January 8, 2020

😆 I’m dying over here!

Amani (Guest) on January 1, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 1, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Habiba (Guest) on December 25, 2019

😄 Perfect joke!

Salima (Guest) on December 23, 2019

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 8, 2019

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 7, 2019

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Jamal (Guest) on December 4, 2019

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Omar (Guest) on November 30, 2019

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Rubea (Guest) on November 30, 2019

😆 Bookmarking this!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 22, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 20, 2019

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

John Malisa (Guest) on November 17, 2019

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 7, 2019

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Shamim (Guest) on October 31, 2019

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Zulekha (Guest) on October 23, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 19, 2019

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

John Lissu (Guest) on October 18, 2019

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

John Lissu (Guest) on October 13, 2019

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂